Something strange got me out of bed today
Wanted to check out the news to have something cool to say
They found the missing link, Bill really did it
Oh what a big deal, yeah who cares anyway
I switched to channel 4 so I'll be saved
Little Billy again, he's trying hard to save his rep
"We're under attack, we must protect our country"
Hey, is it me or does my TV try to cheat me?
Let's turn the TV off
The media think they locked me up
Their common goal is to fill my head
They really piss me off
We're surrounded by those needmakers
"So if I get the new Nikes, will I kick your a** harder?"
You've got to eat what they want you to
We're misguided in a P.C. truth
It's time to react, yeah, give'em the boot
Let's point the blame, you still can choose