Eh, I see you with your palms in your pants
But me, me, oh me, I got the world in my hands
I make it spin on my finger, I'm a critical thinker
I'm a hell of a smoker, and a bit of a drinker, yeah
Year of Luigi
Feeling uneasy
Birdo is greedy
For fettuccine
I don't give a f** about the b**h competition
Dunkin' hoes left and right, I leave the basket swishin'
Ask me what the b**hes think about my sick kitchen
Lookin' in the fridge and all I see is dead snitches
I rep b**hes like Meta Knight
Banned like Meta Knight
Dick like a Mennonite
Hard like a Bagel Bite
Walk in like I own the place
I got spiders on my face
Pizza bagels, you're so funny!
Get these spiders off me, please
My allergies will make me sneeze
Pizza bagels, you're so yummy!
Mama, I like tater tots
At the farm, they feed pigs slop
Pizza face, pizza face
Going normal