[Hook]
I'm the awkward thief
So be aware when I walk the streets
I'm forced to reach for anything I pawn or keep
The more I see the more for me
And before you call police I'm sure to flee
[Verse 1]
Yo, I tip toe through your pockets
For your phones and your wallets
Not forgetting your gold and your watches
I roam on my own hoping nobody watches
My households everything I stole in the closets
Off the work I've had I should have a jag
I'll f with any type of crime if it's worth the shag
I'm always in some other person's bag and jerking cabs
Whilst I'm searching for another purse to grab
(You think that's bad?!) My birth was mad
Nobody could explain how I came out with the nurse's badge
And when she thought that she dropped
And lost her thermometer
The sh** was in my cot, she never clocked I was robbing her
See I've been scheming and stealing before I was teething
Been thieving before I had a reason!
The slightest chance I ever get to peel those goods
I persue it and I just do it cos it feels so good
So be on time with plans that you've got
To stop a man, that will plot to steal the hands from your watch (what?!!)
And if it's a digital screen, that's no difference to me
I'll still be lifting it clean up off your writs then I'm E
(E…what does E mean?)
Dumby that means I'm Exiting
And give you less then 1 second
To tuck your necklace in
So keep your windows locked cos this won't stop
Out for the cheddar, even if the sh** goes of
[Hook]
I'm quick enough to dip my hands in your pocket
And take some papes out without you having acknowledged
That I just walked a lane and caught a train and bought a chain
And caught a train and walked the lane back again
To slip the change back in your wallet... (What?)
I said
I'm quick enough to dip my hands in your pocket
And take some papes out without you having acknowledged
That I just walked a lane and caught a train and bought a chain
And caught a train and walked the lane back again
To slip the change back in your wallet
[Verse 2]
The awkward thief
Just give me 20 minutes and
I'll let you witness how to clean out each house on 40 streets!
The smartest robber pulling scams like Artful Dodger
Even stole out my own house you can ask my lodger
So be real prepared when I'm on the road
Cos, I'm quick enough to steal the hair from under your nose
The type to brake into the bank when it's closed, take a sack full of dough
And take the videotapes and the cameras home
And I ain't chatting garbage
I had to grab the tardis off Dr. Who
Once I bagged Aladdin's magic carpet
And car jackers feel I am the smartest
Cos in a week I'll jack enough motor parts
To build a brand new car with
And Ali Babbas 40 thieves
Did a lot of dirty work but still not more then me
I hold all the keys, so getting through you doors is a breeze
For from a rat but tryina trap all this cheese
And from day through to evening
I make moves like reaching
For the book in your hand to leave you with the page you were reading
Knew Mr T, but never saw the guy since I walked off with like 4 or 5 rings
Before his eyes blinked
(Where'd he go?)
[Hook] x2
[Verse 3]
(So what's he gonna reach for next??!) For what you'd least expect
I'm tryina eat, I don't need respect
So let me fling this on your mind cos if you've listened to this rhyme
I've just stolen about 3 to 4 minutes of your time
[Hook]