Thirsty for whisky
Hey! I'm smart but I'm sloppy
I'm in a state, man
I feel out of it
Don't stray too far
I'm thirsty for whisky
Please powder your face first
And come back later
Hey! it's no crime
Come into play, babe
And disclose your secrets
I'm overexcited
I'm drunk with success
You've got to stay
I'm hungry for p**y
I look quite polite first
But I hate your guts
Hey! it's no crime