[Verse 1]
Listen now, the Dong is here yo
Imma just make this entrance clear
I'm a penis surgeon, I'm always working
I masturbate to myself
Cuz I'm lookin hot as a motherf**er without and clothing
So when you see me in my house I'm probably squirting
Back to the story though
I gotta rush
A man got his penis bit, at least it ain't crushed
I mean he in pain now, god,goddamn
But he came to the right guy cuz I'm the man
I gotta get to his co*k
Before the time go
Tick,tick,tickity tock
Oh f**! I' running low
This man night not have a dong for the chicks to blow
Oh no!
Now i gotta get in a rush
And i Gotta get this fixed
Wait a second, hol' up
How'd a snake get to your penis?
[In a different voice]
Well... I was toolin around with my pet cobra
Then i shoved my dick in his nose, uhhh
Then he got mad, bit my dick real bad
Now I'm lying here with my shirt off my back
Listen man I'd love to chat
But really, you just gotta fix my sh** fast
[Hook]
Diggity Dr. Dong
I'm diggity Dr. Dong
I'm here to fix your dong
Because that's all I do in these songs
Diggity Dr. Dong
I'm
Diggity Dr. Dong
I'm diggity Dr. Dong
And Im here to fix your dong, come on
[Verse 2]
[In patience voice]
Alright man enough with the singing
Forreal, right now my ears are ringing
Please just fix my dick man please
I don't know.. maybe after I'll have to get on my
Knees
[Dr. Dong]
Wait, you'll do that for me?
OH fu*k YEAH!
This sh**'ll be brief, now just lemme pull down those briefs
And.. Oh my god your dick has teeth
[Patient]
Yeah, I got them installed. Ain't that sick?
[Dong]
No, that's f**ing gross, in whose right mind would do this?
Oh wait, now I remember, you f**ed your snake
Now I see why your so f**ed in the brain
Don't worry though, I got this sh** under control
First I need a pair of scissors and a scalpel
And I gotta go down to the testicals
BOOM!
All done now, give me a round of applause
[Patient]
Nah man, all you did was cut off my nuts
What the f** dog, now I can't bust!
[Dong]
Sorry dude but I was your choice
You came to Dr. Dong
Now you can't make any little boys
This songs a joke people
If you don't understand
But if you like to bone snakes, people raise your hands!
[Hook]
[Outro]
Yes! Yes!
Oh my god!
They call me Dr. Dong for.. for this reason
I save the day every goddamn time
Yeah!
f** yeah!