[Mr Gee]
Have you ever had one of those days that flipped your world upside down?
I mean some real 360 degrees, Wu-tang k**a bees, Huey P, revolutionary stuff?
Until you're spun around & knocked completely sideways
The keys in the ignition, let's take this to the highway
If this is my life, why aren't things going my way?
Confused?
Trust me!
See I'm an average guy with average game
I'm "Big City" without the lights, the fortune or the fame
I'm not exactly pretty, but I ain't ugly all the same
And I still can't understand women!
Even though well-versed in "Modern Girl Stushness"
When you try to say "Hi", you get strange looks and
They say "Do I know you?" & "Why are you tryin' it?"
Well excuse me miss, I was trying to be polite
But obviously "Polite" just ain't your type
And your raging rejection suits me just fine
And with THAT attitude, (I confess) you could NEVER be mine
(Huh) Trust me!
But then you look across the street & see that girl so cute
And out-of-the-blue she sees you too
And before you know it; you're exchanging smiles
And even though you're still cynical you put all that bitterness aside
'Cos this woman's fine:
I mean really fine!
I mean really, really, REALLY fine!!!
I mean, she's so fine: I had to spin around twice & peek right behind
To see if she was actually looking at me
Because this kinda stuff don't normally happen to me
And I'm not a slick brother that you see on TV
That clicks their fingers & the girls fall easily
And I don't really buy champagne for everybody at the VIP
Maybe I'm just too used to working for mine
But Wow!!
What's happening to me???
[Break]
But Nah Gee, you can't be falling like this
I mean Cupid shoots a lot of arrows & he sometimes misses
And your vision can't get narrow over something "criss"
You gotta keep your game tight, not lose it all on a kiss
So I'll drum up the courage & the Red Sea parts
I'll walk over with a confidence to make it look like an art
I'll paint a verbal picture, that'll fit like a mask
And I'll see where her heads at, before I go for the ask
I'll say "Look Lady"
I don't know what your aim is
But I'm not the kinda man that you can play games with
And I've HAD it with "Love" & it's mysterious games...
But Goddamn!!... You're beautiful!!
[Break]