(Frank Adams - Isham Jones)
I'm gonna la**o Santa Claus
And I know just why, because
I'm gonna pull, pull, pull on his beard
Pull, pull and see if it's real.
I'm gonna tick, tick, tickle him on the tummy
Because he laughs so funny.
He's so jolly and so fine
When he comes around Christmas time.
I'm gonna la**o Santa Claus
And the reason is because
I know a boy and girl he never goes see
He Never brings 'em toys like he does for me.
I'm gonna pop, pop, Santa Claus
With my water pistol gun
And then I'll take his bags of toys
And run and bring to all the kids who don't have none.