The odds are all against me
So put your bets down
But I have come this far
Don't feel like stopping now
I am a rejected one night stand
I've walked that hall of shame
And it was all in fun
But darling I don't remember your name
I'd like to propose a toast now
So raise your gla**es high
And drink to those fleeting days of irresponsible youth
I've walked through broken gla**. I've got the cuts to prove it
I've run through thorn and fire. I've got the burns to prove it
I've stumbled through drunken philosophy. I've got the headache to prove it
I've slept with desperation. I've got the shame to prove it
So let's do it all again