Let's go back to 1985 He was the coolest motherf**er at junior high The faster guitar player, his hair down to his knees He used his tight jeans with a pony MVP Iron Maiden T-shirt, what more could he need? Metal Boy If he had the right grade. He could play his guitar Cause daddy said he'd be a lawyer as his daddy was His mummy used to buy all records she could get But not Ozzy Osbourne, he ate a bat's head! He used to put people down, cause he was the one Metal boy Hey metal boy, you used to say that you're the best Hey metal boy, now we know who laugh last
After twenty years, the metal boy is gone Now heis a lawyer, like father, like son Looks like a watermelon with a suit and a tie His wife's a fat woman that controls his life They have a fat kid that thinks that he's the guy Metal boy After twenty yeats, my hair is not as long As yours used to be, but I still got them, you are bald I still can't play as fast, as you used to play But I'm still here playing in a metal band I can say with pleasure, I wrote this song for you Metal boy