[Verse 1] I almost never do romance
I tried it 99 times
But it never really stood one chance
I'd rather chill with you like one of the homies
I always hated holding hands
With all that money you be touching
What would make you think I'd hold your hand
I'd rather play games with you like one of the homies
[Pre-Chorus] So pa** that controller
Who are you gonna pick
If I say the Lakers
I know that you'll say the Knicks
4 minute quarters
8 minutes halves
[Chorus] Congratulations
I beat yo a**
If you like a girl who, pumps her own gas
Then congratulations, You met your match
[Verse 2] I almost never cuddle up
I mean if we just fu*k then I mean we just fu*k
But I don't like doing too much
I'd rather chill with you like one of the homies
I don't say bye foe I hang up
I mean if we just talked then that mean we just talked
I really don't like doing too much
I'd rather smoke with you like one of the homies
[Pre-Chorus] So pa** me the roll up
Cuz It's your turn to crush
I know if I pick sativa
We gone smoke indica
50 dollar quarters
10 off for the half
[Chorus] Congratulations, I could move packs
If you like a girl who, pumps her own gas
Congratulations, You met your match