[Intro: Conan]
Please welcome, Mike Posner!
[Verse 1 - with changes]
I took a pill in the dressing room
´Cause I was nervous to play for you
And when I'll finally get sober, I'll feel 10 years older
Oh, screw it, it was something to do
I'm living out in LA
I drive a sports car just to prove
I'm a real big baller, made a million dollars
Spend it on girls and shoes
[Chorus - almost like official version]
[Verse 2 - almost like official version]
[Chorus - almost like official version]
[Verse 3 - completely new lyrics]
And my dad has cancer
I'm still wrapping my head 'round that
Sat by the hospital bed, nurses poked in their heads
And asked me to sign autographs
And my dad has cancer!
I shouldn't be here, I should be home
But in case you couldn't tell, I'm busy playing myself
In this little Mike Posner show
[Chorus - almost like official version]