'Fore we go in there I feel obligated, I gotta tell you
Like, heh, if you can control it like
Don't say anything dumb, or do anything dumb around Mike G
Cause he, he'll probably smack the sh** out of you
(What'chu mean he gon' smack me?)
Like he'll smack... his hand is gon' meet your face
Real fast as f**, like he's gon' slap you
(Seriously? I doubt it) Yeah yeah (No I doubt it)
Aight, no? Heh, okay~! (He's not gon' smack me)
Okay... (I don't think like, no) You don't know Mike G
(Well whatever) That's why you sayin that
Cause you don't know Mike G (Whatever!) Aight
Okay, ay
[Enters the studio]
Ayy whattup y'all? This umm, Nicole
This my girlfriend Nicole
Nicole, Mike G - Mike G, Nicole
Wha**up? (Hi!) You know Justin right? She know me
(Yeah I know that b**h) b**h? No names
Wrong skit HAND! [pounds fist]
But umm, heh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom y'know?
(I don't need to know that!) I'm just tellin n***az
So when I leave the room, they know where I'm goin
(Okay but I'm telling you that's just) {AY AY AY, AY!}
(So... Justin) Man don't talk to me
I thought I was a b**h, I thought I was a b**h!
(How you been? How you been?) Don't talk to me
I thought I was b**h (Okay, well whatever, anyway)
(Sup Mike G, sup? Where you get your hair done at?)
(Man those curls would look nice on my girlfriend Shontell)
[Odd Future guys laughing] The f** you say?
[LOUD SLAPPING SOUNDS]
(Oh! I know you did not just smack...)
(Oh, oh my God Taj, Tajjy come here!) f** that was too fast
(No; Taj he just smacked me - you, you)
(He just smacked me, you gotta do somethin he just smacked me!)
Hey hey hey hey - Mike G, Mike G did you smack her?
{Yeah dawg I did} Why'd you smack her?
{I mean she deserved that sh** right}
(Don't ask him why he smacked me, the point is he smacked me}
(You gon' ask him?! Oh hell then you a b**h too)
(You a b**h just like Justin, oh hell no...)
Mike why you smack her?
{Like I said dude, she deserved that sh**}
{And if I gonna smack somebody I'm a smack them like...}
Girl what the f** I told you, heh
See I told you before we got her, she don't be listening
I told you before we got her don't say anything dumb to Mike G
(I thought you were just playing when you said he was gon' smack me)
(I mean you were laughing, I thought you... you know what?)
(Oh hell no...) [voice trails off]
You just gon' leave? F'real, you f'real you just gon' leave me?
C'mon! Look c'mon I... hey wait
Mike {yeah} can you find me another girl to f** tonight?
{Yeah no doubt dog} Oh, okay!
Yeah umm, bye!