it's an age old conversation
that is changing with the times
but it's oh so complicated
if your mother is like mine all that she wants are the stars
and the moon
a son with a wife
and a big living room all she wants
is another little special arrangement
a peculiar engagement
got a trophy wife that's respectable
to avoid any spectacle it's another simple solution
for my mother's delusion
get her some adorable pictures done
for her mother in lebanon all that she wants
is another son to be clear i'm not a hater
and my wife i like her too
let's be honest with each other
there're some things we always knew all that she wants is the sun
and the moon
the call of the wild
and a big silver spoon all she wants
is another little special arrangement
a financial engagement
social standing is stable
but no kids on the table just a little harmless diversion
an acceptable version
but i know my heart is in peril
i made a deal with the devil all that she wants
is another son oh it seems i was mistaken
heaven knows just what i've done
all these hateful conversations
are not helping anyone
my dear wife i have to leave you
there is nothing you can say
you can keep the house without me
you'll be better off that way