[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 1]
____ call me up
1-800-love-to-f**
Take cash, take card
Take the fat a**, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
Pop off like a molotov in your jeans
She’s bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh** you’ve never seen
She’s only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 2]
Lights out, I’m your man
Two girls, one hand
No shoes, no pants
Me lose? No chance
Living on the edge of the devils dick
s**ing out milk on Medusa’s tits
Call up daddy if you’re broken b**h
The handyman’s gon’ fix that sh**
She’s bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh** you’ve never seen
She’s only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf**er with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman