Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 1-2-3
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me
Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you're over 18 then it's on
I don't give a sh** if you live with your mom
I know you heard 'bout me
Mickey Avalon, rap's Ron Jeremy
Don't talk, drop to your knees
And I'll show you what the f** I mean
Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...
Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin
Betamax roll with the action
p**nographic pa**ion
Californication, ba*tards
Ca**ius Clay when I'm jabbin' punani
Like Cunanan at Versace mansion
Baby, let's get naughty
Shake your body
Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...
Touch, t-t-touch me
Touch, t-t-touch me
I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin
So step in and climb my stairway to heaven
I'm rockin' electric
Talk-talk to me, s**y
Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan
Slow down before you hit me
Let me get a look at the goods
She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would
Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...