What do you say when you're too f**ed up What's your girlfriend say when I smack that bu*t What do you say when you run outta d** Baby what you say when you bust a nut LL Cool J needed love like dirt nasty needs some d** Like my baby dick needs a tug like right now So hop that a** in the bath tub What do I do when I'm too f**ed up Can't keep it up cuz her b**b job s**s What do she do when I whip it out Close her eyes and open her mouth I think I need an intervention C-c-coke dope weed and then prescriptions So listen up little children Dirk digler, you be illin' Uh im feelin kinda drowsy Don't do d** without me What do you say when you're too f**ed up What's your girlfriend say when I smack that bu*t What do you say when you run outta d** Baby what you say when you bust a nut Whatcha gonna do when you get too faded And the date you're with wanna get x rated Andre legacy, I stay sedated Put me in the wheelchair and get me on the plane b**h Fa-fa-famous for bein opiated Up in the club I fall asleep on the table Tip the waitress pinch the a** I give her my number the kids got panache Lick on my stash it aint that easy livin this fast
Forget the past corn beef and hash Horny little b**hes like to call me their dad It ain't that bad, put my dick in their mouth And put my nose in their coke bag What do you say when you're too f**ed up What's your girlfriend say when I smack that bu*t What do you say when you run outta d** And baby whatcha say when you bust a nut What I'm gonna do when I'm all washed up And that b**h I like to f** with won't cum I could try my luck with a penis pump Or go get me some intravenous love Birds and bees and worms and slugs Turn to me or turn to d** Word on the street is I stink like a bum But its hard to take a shower when you can't wake up So what do I do when there aint none left Make a call to the pony express Guarantee 40 minutes or less Cost a bit more but only bring the best Ever seen a b**h in a brand new dress with a fat old man Tryin to look all fresh Well I've been with the worst and the best And I couldn't even tell the difference What do you say when you're too f**ed up And what's your girlfriend say when I smack that bu*t What do you say when you run outta d** And baby whatcha say when you bust a nut