If you haven't heard of the roast game
Its about families eating their own children
Ooh
You ask one of the family members
what is special about a holiday roast?
Then he guesses ham, turkey, or chicken or beef
But you tell him no
Then you ask him
Who or what do you believe is special?
Then he says children, children are special
If you haven't heard of the roast game
Its about families eating their own children
Ooh
One ham, turkey, or chicken or beef
Just won't do for a family of 12 (without sides)
What is so filling?
What is so satisfying to them?
They don't eat ham
They don't eat turkey
They don't eat beef, chicken, or even deer
But one thing
That is important to this world
That they eat
Which is children
If you haven't heard of the roast game
Its about families eating their own children
Ooh
Its the saddest thing you'll ever hear
But its true
And I'm serious about it
Yeah!