(Dogs barking)
[Intro - Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
All you b**hes put your naps together
And all you n***as put your dicks together
[Hook: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
b**h hooooo
(Yeah haw heh)
Day hayyyy
(Eh hey ay hey)
De haaaaa
(Ewww hawr harr)
Haa-aa-aa-aa-aaa
(Eh haw he huu)
[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
She blew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her, weave like palm trees
I went coconuts, dip my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no s*ut, b**h
Fathership touch ground like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the f** down
White boys cut my toupee
Seventh day rester, or screenplay
I slump MC slay, it ain't nothin' to bust a**
Bullet him, get him fast
b**h I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MCs like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
[Hook: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Hooooooo
Yeah haaaay
(Dedicated to all you b**h a** n***as)
De haaaaa
(And you b**h a** n***arettes)
b**h hooooo
(Motherf**ers!)
[RZA]
Let that b**h know
[Verse 2 - Ol Dirty ba*tard]
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step tuh
The Ol' Dirty Bas, put my foot up your uhh
b**h, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get f**ed tonight
Hoooooo
[Method Man]
Stankin' a** hoes
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
You're the type of b**h don't appreciate sh**
Never had sh**, so you won't be sh**
That p**y there, couldn't satisfy a hair
On my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
(slobbering noises) Doo Doo Brown!
Tossed salad, oh you in some sh** now
Callin' me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin' can stop me from buryin' my bones
In the backyard of someone else's house
Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged out
Here comes Rover, sniffin' at your a**
But pardon me b**h, as I sh** on your gra**
That means ho, you been sh**ted on
I'm not the first dog that's sh**ted on your lawn
[Outro - Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Hoooooo yeah heeeey e haaaaa
Hoooooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooHoooooo yeah heeeey(Wayeah hey hey)
This is dedicated to all y'all b**hes
(eeeeeeeeeeeee)
De haaaaaaah
Hoooooo yeah heeeey ne haaaaa
Aaaaa-aa-aa-aa-aaa
[Streetlife]
f** y'all
[Skit - Unknown]
f** is y'all n***as, Soul II Soul?
Y'all look like some nasty backup dancers for En Vogue
Lil' nasty R&B n***as
Yo, you look like, you look like you was break dancin' in a lil' video, spinnin' on his lips
[Some Other Guy]
What's up wit' bookworm? What's up wit' bookworm?
[Unknown]
n***a, what's up wit' your Speak and Spell shoes?
Fisher Price My First TimberlandsThis sh**s is old, n***a
You gotta get some Chukkas, f**a
n***a got on a Lamont Sanford dress shirt
"Whaddaya want, ya big dummy?"
[Some Other Guy]
As for me, n***a?
[Unkown]
And as for you, you DJ Kat Show shirt wearin' a** n***a
Your shirt look like a dish rag
n***a, your shirt look like a curtain