[Intro]
So f**ing what?
[Verse 1]
Well, I have been to Hastings and I have been to Brighton
I have been to Eastbourne too
So what? So what?
And I have been here, I have been there
I have been every f**ing where
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little c*nt?
[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you
[Verse 2]
Well, I f**ed a queen, I f**ed Bach
I have even s**ed an old man's co*k
So what? So what?
And I f**ed a sheep, I f**ed a goat
I rammed my co*k right down its throat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little f**?
[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
[Verse 3]
And I have drunk that, I have drunk this
I have spewed up on a pint of piss
So what? So what?
I have had skank, I have had speed
I have jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little c*nt?
[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, hey
[Verse 4]
I have had crabs, I have had lice
I have had the clap and that ain't nice
So what? So what?
I f**ed this, I f**ed that
I have even f**ed a school girl's twat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little f**?
[Chorus]
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, you
[Outro]
So f**ing what?! Yeah!