[Intro]
Yeah
Yo Merk, you got a light?
Tryna' smoke this sh**
Haha
Stompdown k**az motherf**er
Hahahahahahaha
[Verse 1: Merkules]
That weed specialist, been burnin since a youngi
Merk is yearnin to get blunted, words is dirty, leave detergent when I bust and y'all is pussies probably OD off two halls
Canada, we smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg
Don't be the guy that asks if I wanna blaze but then shows up with some roaches and a bag full of some swag
Grew up on Cypress Hill as a kid, I liked the smell
By the time I hit 11 I smoked it I might as well
I had the crazy sh** hooked when I got a taste of it
I hated it these people still claiming this sh** is dangerous. Someone call the doctor he drank all the bong water
Now he's naked eating pizza and watching the godfather
In grade 9 I was sellin it in school
When the teacher caught me I just said I never knew the rules, we used to smoke oil every time it was pure black
Now we smoking budder same color as ear wax
[Hook X2]
Hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light
[Verse 2: Snak The Ripper]
I Just ruin them bad while doing them dabs
Drank a forty pounder I'm 'bout to spew in the cab
Show up to your house and smoke a dube with your dad
These b**hes keep on asking who's the dude in the plaid (it's me)
In the garage hotboxing the whip
Got a pom-pom sitting on the top of my lip
Looking all f**ing calm while I'm talking some sh**
All I need is this weed and some vodka to sip
I'm the motherf**ing dude like Jeff Bridges with a roach clip
This the big Lebowski and I'm back upon my dope sh**
They say I'm too sick, so I smoke for the nausea
Only paranoid when I'm smoking in Bosnia
Before I roll out I always gotta get the pre rolled
I burn so much, smoke is coming out my pee-hole
Light it up on stage, don't matter what bar we in
This is my religion, I'm a white rastafarian!
[Hook X2]
Hey, I'm gonna be alright
Cops tryna' roll up and read my rights
I tell them I'm smoking this weed all night
I'm rolling up heavy and I need a light