at which point am i definitely dead inside
he pulls the stray hairs off my clothing
i don't know why this offends me
it's a sign that someone cares
but if i cared that i shed all over my clothes then they wouldn't be
there in the first place i would get a lint roller
i own several lint rollers but i dont use them
he always pulls off only one hair
there is definitely more than one hair on my clothes
my clothes are covered in more hair than steve carell's chest
he picks off one
i mean if we're going to do it we should just go at it and remove them all
but no
that one hair was bothering him
i'm a**uming that's why he did it
why else would someone do it
what if i use my stray hairs as accessories
each strand is a different tint
you just discarded my favorite “agave nectar auburn”
how dare you
how dare you attempt to care for me
that single piece of hair was keeping me warm
i'm going to freeze to d**h now, indoors even
nobody else picks hair off me other than my mother
if that means he cares, then why hasn't he texted me in five days