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I drink good, I smoke good
But I f** better, I f** better
I rap good, I trap good
But I f** better, I f** better
I eat good, I mean real good
But I f** better, I f** better
f** her one time, f** her two time
f** her three time, four times or never
[Verse 1: Meechy Darko]
The kind of pipe that put Rihanna to sleep
Yo pardon, that b**h been on my mind all week
But, back to the way that I f**
Life is a gamble baby girl, blow my dice and test your luck
Cause I'mma tell you lies, I'mma f** your friends
We could never be in love but we could play pretend
Cruel intentions just spread 'em
And let a n***a in, girl, let a n***a in
She on her sixth nut, I'm on my sixth blunt
Slick talk, pimp walk, this what you want
I'm gritty, pretty, arrogant as f**
I'm witty, jiggy, is the baddest of the bunch
LSD on my tongue then I tongue kiss her
Now she trippin' off them d**, I saw, she came
I conquered, f**ing record spotless
The realest n***a you ever seen or focused on your optics
Sloppy toppy, then I f** her to sleep
Slobber knocker, she snoring in the sheets
One nut, two nut, three nut, four
After nut number five she don't want you no more
Think Lupe mad cause I got a bad broad
Oops I meant to say b**h
My wordplay is extensive
Guess what, so is my dick
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[Outro]
Zombie mommy she count it for me
And stay in leopard print like Peggy Bundy
Head so excellent I want to pay her for it
But, never will I do that, never will I do that
Keep them dead n***as in my wallet
My eyes low, her panties falling
This the confessions of a p**yholic
This the confessions of a p**yholic