When you're climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sitting in the gutter and you're eating bread and bu*ter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're climbing in the the loft and you tread in something soft
Diarrhea, diarrhea
it isn't very fun, when you've got a runny bum
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
yeah,yeah,yeah