[Verse 1: MAVT]
I'm sharper than sticking my lapiz in a chica's sacapuntas
It's not my fault your chick is just another puta
If you auditioned at my level you know you'd get the boot-a
And if you talk behind my back I'm screaming out screw ya
Call the plays like I'm Hugh Hefner
I transition more than cross dressers
But I'll spit sick rhymes whenever
You put no effort, I'm so clever
I be friend zoning, while my friends be boning
I be so stupid, when it comes to women
And I'll take her to homecoming
While her man and her be home cumming
An aptitude and aperture appealing and an appetite
Alliterate and annotate alliterations, amazing, antitype
Now let me make allusion for Kanye West for candidate
I'm higher than you, and I ain't even self medicate
You're frivolous
I'm villainous
Any way I be k**ing it
New kid on the block definition of illestness
And now you got me going ballistics, nah I'm belligerent
I really don't know if you're retarded or just ignorant
I'll beat you any day, that's beat in the infinitive
You plagiarize so much because you're so damn derivative
Now the rap battles have just been ignited
I'll have these other MC's hanging from trees like Works Cited
You need work cited cuz half your raps I writed
That was illiterate, like my literature that you bitted
Cheat on her? Man, God was testing me
Being with her? Man that's a necessity
My old chick? Man now she's just a memory
Round house kick it like the last chick's ovaries
The last time I ran out of wraps was around Christmas
Im going knight to king just call me Odysseus
She looking at my phone cuz she's superstitious
And found some pics, so there's no us
That didn't really rhyme though
I'm just checking on the time yo
I made some sick rhymes, in a short time
The only thing shorter than my side hoe, oh
You can say you don't care, but I know you really do
When I get honey and money like Winnie The Pooh
Your raps make me cry, but I don't need no sympathy
My raps are the best, call that a symphony
You can call me a masterpiece, this raps a rhapsody
I never rap in the suburbs, so call this a Rap City
In Blue, like I'm the reincarnation of George Gershwin
But I'm lyrically capable as if I were Irving Berlin
Y'all get some shots like you're between the walls of Berlin
Y'all should get some napkins cuz you about to get a serving
You can say I gave the beat an abortion cuz I gave birth to it and murdered it
Nah F democrats, I found a beat and Bobby Shmurdaed it
[Outro: MAVT]
I actually am a Democrat so I don't see how that makes any sense