I got a letter from a chick, said the sky, it was falling
And sure enough, I saw a crack in the morning sun
They got the press corp and made sure the cameras were rolling
Instead of swinging for the fence, they told me not to scare everyone
So, goodbye planet Earth, would it be okay
If I got on my knees and I started to pray?
Goodbye planet Earth, I got nothing to say
'Cept "thanks for all the stuff in my brain"!
We sent a man to the moon and then we sent a baboon to the White House
I guess we thought it was worth a shot, but who knew?
The astronaut got some rocks, took a shot, and got back into orbit
But he was shocked when he saw all the politicians flinging poo
So, goodbye planet Earth, would it be okay
If I got on my knees and I started to pray?
Goodbye planet Earth, I got nothing to say
'Cept "thanks for Kevin Reeves and the stage"!
I started packing when I saw a giant crack in the levy
And the words of the Prophet were splattered all over the wall
I wanted to fly around the world to see what I'd been missing
No, no, but I can't get on a plane 'cause my shampoo could k** us all!
So, goodbye planet Earth, would it be okay
If I got on my knees and I started to pray?
Goodbye planet Earth, I got nothing to say
'Cept "thanks for intellectual babes"!
So long, I'll miss you, goodbye
You can't tell me that I didn't try
When I leave, you'll see a tear in my eye
You were the best planet that money could buy
Oh, Lord, now, now
So, goodbye planet Earth, would it be okay
If I got on my knees and I started to pray?
Goodbye planet Earth, I got nothing to say
'Cept "thanks for all the friends that I made"!
So, goodbye planet Earth, would it be okay
If I got on my knees and I started to pray?
Goodbye planet Earth, I got nothing to say
'Cept "thanks for all the fish and the rain".