All night I lay on my pillow and pray
For my boss to stop me in the hallway
Lay my head on his shoulder and say
"Son, I've been hearing good things"
I wake up without warning
And go flying around the house
In my Sauvignon, fierce, freaking out
Take a forty-five minute shower and kiss the mirror
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Say, "Look at me
Baby, we'll be fine
All we gotta do is be brave
And be kind"
I put on an argyle sweater and put on a smile
I don't know how to do this
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I'm so sorry for everything
Baby come over, I need entertaining
I had a stilted, pretending day
Lay me down and say something pretty
Lay me back down where I wanted to stay
Just say something perfect
Something I can steal
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I pull off your jeans
And you spill Jack and Coke in my collar
I melt like a witch and scream
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