Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your f**ing money. Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up. If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife. Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is now our money and we will spend it on d**. Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease. Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show. If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.