Darlin' take the duct tape from the shelf
Save me from my foolish, drunken self
Character a**a**inations
From my spirits and libations
It's just the bottle talking now
As the intoxication flows
My sweet inebriation grows
When martinis pa** my lips
All my quips get razor tips
It's just the bottle talking now
And I take another swallow
Could it be my leg is hollow?
Shot, with a beer to follow
My charm is cashed
I must be trashed
Darlin' take this co*ktail from my sight
Take my keys and make me spend the night
Won't live down the things I say
If I live to see another day
It's just the bottle talking now