Panthelogy? What's that? Sismology? Beats me Rheumatology? Radiology? Musicology? Musicology! Chorus: Play the funky, funky, musicology! Play it on your radi-adi-adiology How I love it, love it, love it! Gosh and golly gee! Gotta, gotta, gotta, have that funky musicology! Yeow! Now when I wear a pair of panthelogy I like that extra large seismology Which leaves a lotta, lotta rheumatology For when I'm dancing. To that funky musicology! Chorus Greek mythology? Now that I understand Genealogy? Poof! Your wish is my command What's this? Phonology? Something about the phone? Ichthyology? Leave it alone Pharmacology, (uh-huh) Etiology? (Okay)
Meteorology? (I like) Ideology? (Do tell) Down on old McDonald's pharmacology They grow food that we etiology Even the meat? You mean meteorology? Frankly, I don't have the slightest ideology Fancy phraseology rings my bell Tricky, tricky, tricky, terminology, sounds so swell She drove off in her lexicology Her fancy souped up autobiography But then she ran out of gastronentrology Had to buy a tank full with her Visa cardiology Then she drove her lexicology right into the oceanography So she had to hail a taxonomy to take her homeopathy Chorus Ology, ology, ology, ology, ology Hep, hep, hep! Funky musicology, yeow! Yeow!