I'm a celebrity, tousled and vivacious
I'm a celebrity, publicity voracious
I'm a celebrity, a midiocre icon
I'm adorable, especially when the mic's on
Celebrity, with a pre-nuptial arrangement
To be followed by a photo-spread estrangement
Fashionably turned out
Immaculately churned out
Rehab ripe and burned out
On a short lease destiny
Magazine confessional
Vulnerably obsessional
An emotional professional
Renowned for being me, me, me
I'm a celebrity, a surface raconteur
I'm a celebrity, RSVP's everywhere
I'm a celebrity, attending acting cla**es
I'm a lap dog, a poodle for the ma**es
Celebrity, with injected lips that pout
I am a spiritual, with a cook-book coming out
I'm a celebrity, every word is true
I'm a celebrity, misquote me and I'll sue
I'm a celebrity, with depression, anorexia
And a mystery illness which should make me even s**ier
Celebrity, with superficial grace
Always wearing this mask, that eats the face
Fashionably turned out
Immaculately churned out
Rehab ripe and burned out
On a short lease destiny
Magazine confessional
Vulnerably obsessional
An emotional professional
Renowned for being me, me, me
Celebrity