Ladies and gentlemen, believe me
Tonight is a really special occasion to share a story
(Hu hu) I'm gonna tell you the story of Mr. President
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your attention
I'm talking about Mr. President
Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!
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Mr. President was adored, why did people give him attention
Love and adultion? I don't know, I wondered
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One day, Mr. President took the elevator
He saw the destruction & he stared motion this, stroked by loveliness
The elevator's door slumbered and k**ed Mr. President
Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!
I'm so desperate, he was such a lovely cat. Ha ha ha ha!