What ever happened to twin sets?
What ever happened to Hi-Fi?
What ever happened to TV s**?
What ever happened to you and I?
Your pa**ion is a product
Of highlight and detail
That come hither look
Bonus offer retail
Whatever happened to pickup trucks?
Whatever happened to yellow pages?
Whatever happened to burning books?
Whatever happened to new ages?
Your emotions are cheap
Cut, price, cash and carry
You wear your heart on your sleeve
For any Tom, Dick or Harry
Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh
What ever happened to Chairman Mao?
What ever happened to God above?
What ever happened to the cow?
What ever happened to plug in love?
Your pasteurized life
So fit for consumption
Ooh, those undressing eyes
So strictly commercial
Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh
All flesh, all flesh