[Marlo]
Right, question, who voted for this?
That's right, nobody did
You know what it is
The moment it hit
Most were on his old school Toshiba loading in clicks
Over and over til his mouse broke into bits
He ticked the box like fifty odd times
Before it exploded the system
The forum closed and desisted
There wasn't a hope for the kids that wanted me to go against Briggs
And don't lie, I know guys, you totally did
It's mosh team versus posh team it would have only been sick
You had everything written ahead of this fixture
Before any ever decision was ever envisioned
Is he quite geeky? Yes
Why, look at the size of his specs
His technical side is the best
No, seriously, he might be IT obsessed
Christ he connected like nine ethernet
Cables underneath his table to his IP address
Just to make it absolutely certain we would fight to the d**h
Because he was psyched he would get to write me some threats
After I beat this peasant in five leagues of chess
Yes, you are quite keen to step now
Our rivals been keeping you up at night, feeling stressed, like:
'Goshdarnit, who does this Marlo guy think he is?
Being all middle cla** and white in this b**h
Doing rhymes about recycling bins
He sounds kinda like me a bit
Minus the lisp
I desperately try to hide when I spit'
Don't try and deny it you prick
So who claimed this is a mirror match?
Well that's quite depressing
Some facts might contest it but that's my contention
I mean, we may both well be well-spoken Gap Yah contenders
But I'm better by a damn-sight and you're not a damned sight impressive
Plus I can see perfectly, and Dan's sight's regressing
I stand by the fact I can out-write and test him
If this is a mirror match, watch me catch my reflection
We might both be middle cla** but I'm a different sort
See, I'm a frigging Lord
I will not drink your motherf**ing wine if it is corked
Plus it's easier to picture me riding on a horse
You spit basic rhymes
And only take the prize
For most consistent miming
Of a walk when you're wobbling from side to side and back and forth
So f** you, you c*nt
Really, it should be clear this is true
You're only ever good in battles for all the weird sh** you do
See you're the type to call it time in the middle of a s-
Time
[Mos Prob]
I liked your chess scheme, it was actually quite decent
But you're an Aryan f**-tard so you only play with the white pieces
This is my successor innit
Basically just me with a fresher image
Who got like six billion views in seven minutes
When I'm pushing 35K and stretching limits
I mean damn, I'm gunna have to find myself a better gimmick
Time to f**ing get submissive
This is the [?] mandrils [??]
Versus the Pope and The Bangles [??]
And you're partly culpable Bagnall
'Cos when I started to build a cult through my battles
They won't even film from multiple angles
See, I grew up collecting dust
Never did the s** as much
Stayed in the possessive clutch of a well over-protective mum
Bullied by oppressive thugs, so I never had the strength to punch
[?] being smarmy and offensive got ladies interested, yum
[?] wouldn't have to do test and stuff
No prospects so I spent each day in a call centre, depressed as f**
Then ended up in a financially dependent rut, [?], doing sketchy stuff for my bestest chum, sound familiar?
Damn right, I f**ing bet it does
And then he started to battle rap
But you're just someone else's sad sequel
Don't Flop's where I discovered multis, how to get flips off [?]
How to get flipped off and act evil
Don't Flop is where you discovered Hip Hop, females and black people
I'll humiliate you in public, and then we'll go to the cinema after
This isn't a difference between who can spit a bar faster
Or give them hard laughter
This is a difference between a middle cla** rapper and a middle cla** wrapper
I mean, I'm just as middle cla** as you
But it's something that I don't try to hard to prove
The same guilt that's a part of me is a part of you
I feel bad when I see a homeless person and pa** them too
And when someone burps I actually say 'Pardon you'
But this is genuine rapper - so posh, gla**es, j** versus teribble actor -
Don't Flop's Martin Clunes
And since it's my demographic that gave Mark his views
And they pa** to you, it's the same irony card you abused
Except I only used mine on the outside of the mask I used
Your whole stance is proved [??] used
So at the moment it doesn't
Your whole stance is proved to be just a simulation of lines other artists used
So, at the moment it doesn't really seem that hard to lose
But you don't get to be Dizaster with smarter shoes and a middle cla** martyr too
It may make everyone laugh it's true
But the side I'm on is of a darker hue
It's time to meet your father, Luke
So yeah, you're funny, clever with rhymes, incredibly posh
And I don't doubt you're better with props
But why only wait 'til you step in the spot
See these? No you can be me whenever you want
MOS PROB AWARDED THE WIN BASED ON A 2 TO 1 VOTE