[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus with Tom DeLonge background]
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Verse 2]
Then later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a payphone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
[Chorus]
And that's about the time that b**h hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
[Chorus]
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
[Outro]
(what's my age again?) That's about the time she broke up with me
(please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously
(please stay with me) With so many years ahead to fall in line
(please stay with me) Why would you wish that on me?
(please stay) I never wanna act my age
(with) What's my age again?
(me) What's my age again?