[Intro]
I whistle good
I'm kind of straight
And I can can can have fun
[Bridge]
No matter what I do
I've always a**umed that
I can't go on s**ing on my thumb
[Verse 1]
Sifting through my toys
Resting at my door
After thinking that I couldn't read
Sitting on the porch
And waiting for p**no
While s**ing on my damn fugi
[Chorus 1]
I don't know why
I just want to die
And here's 2 bucks for you
This is the part where I should really part
But I guess I've got nothing to do
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
What'd our grandma think of me
All that I've got to do
Guess I should it's a wonder
[Verse 2]
My breath
It's how the streets cave in everyday
Oh how the antelopes
Tom's thumb just walked right through my nose
[Chorus 2]