[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
Got a lotta heartache
He's a f**in' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Life just s**s
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He's a f**ing weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
[Bridge: Mark Hoppus]
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f** the guy that took her and ran away
[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
Life just s**s
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
f** this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a who*e
Where's my dog?
Cause girls are such a drag