[Verse 1: Tom]
It's understood, I said it in many ways
Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel, if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think he'd be unlike me
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me
[Chorus: Tom]
She's a dove, she's a f**in' nightmare
Unpredictable, was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
[Verse 2: Tom]
I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on son, you haven't got a chance now
[Chorus] x2
[Bridge: Tom] x2
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now
[Speech: Tom and Mark]
Tom: Wow! Hey, I'm f**ing in the mood... to party!
Mark: Hey alright!
Tom: Well f**ing alright! Hey, you know what we're gonna to do tonight? A whole lotta' f**in'
Mark: We're all gonna get laid! This song's about my herpes, it's called "Don't Leave Me", it goes like this