One morning in Amsterdam
I punched a girl and ran
I said "Excuse me ma'am"
She turned into a man
And beat the sh** out of me
Rickets [?]
To her head and bu*t
She gets government money for being nuts
She's saner than you or me
She gets her crickets off the [?] free
She beats the sh** out of me
[?] below the water line
People in Amsterdam are all high
Rickets makes my gums bleed
Got calcium deficiency
She beats the sh** out of me [x4]