Won't you be my chauffeur
Won't you be my chauffeur
I wants him to drive me
I wants him to drive me downtown
Yes he drives so easy, I can't turn him down But I don't want him
But I don't want him
To be ridin' these girls
To be ridin' these girls around
So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down Well I must buy him
Well I must buy him
A brand new V8
A brand new V8 Ford
Then he won't need no pa**engers, I will be his load (spoken: Yeah, take it away)