Pa**port, Keys & Wallet found Tickets are still at bay! This is the check in queue for another plane delay Babies, kids & pensioners wander up the halls & this is just about the time that I regret filling in the forms An aisle seat with extra room for an extra roomy 'Guy' there's no chance of any comfort in this pencil in the sky Belt up!, Sit still! Obey the rules & know your place Two hours of transit mayhem with the seat back in my face Come along on an English holiday Jet ski packers with a lot of cash to pay Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do but enjoy the ride 10ccs Mandy playing in my mind The 'Clockwork creep'?
There's a shady bloke sat right behind (me) I grip the arms in the vice like seat The plastic chicken that your kids won't eat & pray to God you make the ground again Come along on an English holiday Jet ski packers with a lot of cash to pay Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do but enjoy the ride Come along on an English holiday Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do but enjoy the ride Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do but enjoy the ride (x2) "It's Margate next year".