Pa**port, Keys & Wallet found
Tickets are still at bay!
This is the check in queue for another plane delay
Babies, kids & pensioners wander up the halls
& this is just about the time that I regret filling in the forms
An aisle seat with extra room for an extra roomy 'Guy'
there's no chance of any comfort in this pencil in the sky
Belt up!, Sit still! Obey the rules & know your place
Two hours of transit mayhem with the seat back in my face
Come along on an English holiday
Jet ski packers with a lot of cash to pay
Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue
Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do
but enjoy the ride
10ccs Mandy playing in my mind
The 'Clockwork creep'?
There's a shady bloke sat right behind (me)
I grip the arms in the vice like seat
The plastic chicken that your kids won't eat
& pray to God you make the ground again
Come along on an English holiday
Jet ski packers with a lot of cash to pay
Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue
Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do
but enjoy the ride
Come along on an English holiday
Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue
Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do
but enjoy the ride
Flying the vapour trails across the smoky blue
Clouds float on by, there's nothing you can do
but enjoy the ride
(x2)
"It's Margate next year".