20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade
Fake royalty, second-hand sequin façade
Limited face paint and dyed black coif
Overweight and out of date x2
Oh Well
American trilogy in Lancashire pottery x2
Is so f**ing funny, don't you know x2
All-American trilogy in used-up cars and bottled beer
All-American trilogy the future's dead, fundamentally
It's so f**ing funny, it's absurd x2
20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade