[Verse 1: Machiavelli]
Life is not a box of chocolates
It's more like a box of dog sh**
Something you and I cannot fix
A train wreck: all you can do is watch it
The wheels turn, but the cogs stick
If you only live once:
You all should be cautious
Cause I've Freakin' lost it!!!
Kind of like I dropped my conscience
Literally and metaphorically caustic
I won't apologize for bein' honest
How do I have a dirty mouth?
I just washed it...
You all need to come off it
I'll slap posers till my palms stick -
To the faces of these hypocrites
You talk about money and hoes
I don't give a sh**
Especially when you're all broke and impotent
Potent and sick of it
Totin' the biggest dick
Chokin' your b**h with it!!!
Someone needs to reserve a coffin
Cause Imma murder the next douche to walk in
While he's sh** talkin'
I'll stalk him
Come up from behind
And slit his throat while he's coughin'!!!
Cynical often
Evil even more so
Head on deck like Corso
f** rap
I'll make more doin' p**no
Mask in my back pocket
My laptop's under my co*k
Keep your hands off it!!!
Gun's loaded
Safety's off quick
All I Gotta do is co*k it ...
Truth is I'm not Rap God
I'm rap's Satan
Brutally Blatant
Tongue in cheek
Usually flagrant
When I speak
Richer diction than Webster
Spit the fiction and let ya'
Choose to Decypher...
I might just
Change my name to
Lou Cypher