The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers
Barrel shows his arse out the back
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta
Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map out
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fu*king off to the zoo
Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wa*king, Hyena su*king its dick
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a f*g, and ask him nice, hе might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its arsе
Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus sh*tting
Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his dick through the bars
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all fu*king off to the zoo