Some prick at the back thinks he's funny
Chatting up your girlfriend and calling her honey
Angular haircut and trouser puff waist
Eighty pound t-shirt that looks cut and paste
Trustfund hipsters, trustfund scenesters
Flit like flies, look like brothers and sisters
Trustfund hipsters, trustfund scenesters
Slumming it from their house in Hampshire
If I wanted trilby's I'd watch Emmerdale
I want rock & roll, not a mid 50's male
Don't look at the band, but look at the crowd
A name on the net will do you proud
One band playing 4 nights in a row
Putting taste trust in someone you don't know
Crooning boy and screeching girl
You know the plot, watch the story unfurl
Generic looks and generic tunes
Come on surprise me, bring me into the room
If I wanted disco beats I'd watch the Bee Gees
I want rock & roll not the 1970's
Dancing on a weeknight
You'll be lucky. (x8)
Top 50's handed out like cake
Didn't get one, can't your label pay?
Tour a band in the back of a van
Next time round the whole shebang
10's to 1000's over night
You didn't sell enough, your future's not bright
A big fat wallet for all to see
Not put together but forced to be