Went out last night, had a great big fight
Everything seemed to go on wrong
I looked up, to my surprise, the gal I was with was gone
Where she went, I don't know
I mean to follow everywhere she goes
Folks say I'm crooked. I didn't know where she took it
I want the whole world to know
They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must've been women, ‘cause I don't like no men
It's true I wear a collar and a tie
Makes the wind blow all the while
Don't you say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
You sure got to prove it on me
Say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
I went out last night with a crowd of my friends
It must've been women, ‘cause I don't like no men
Wear my clothes just like a fan
Talk to the gals just like any old man
Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me