I’ve had a largemouth ba** bust my line
A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye
Trucks break down, dogs run off
Politicians lie, gettin’ fired by the boss
It takes one hand to count the things I can count on
There ain’t much that ain’t ever let me down
Well longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don’t know me, the bars and this guitar
A longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Now she was a Carolina blue jean baby
Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy
Red tail lights when she left town
I didn’t know then, I sure do now
That longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don’t know me, the bars and this guitar
A longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Now I got one hand to count the things I can count on
But I got one man drippin’ down on a cold one
‘Cause longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don’t know me, the bars and this guitar
A longneck iced cold beer never broke my heart
It never broke my heart