It's time to take my drunk a** home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk a** home Well I worked all week, so I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty
And twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many It's time to take my drunk a** home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk a** home Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad It's time to take my drunk a** home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk a** home Help me up
Put me back down, put me back down I s**er punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell, I feel like sh**
I think its time I call it quits It's time to take my drunk a** home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk a** home Yeah, its time to take my drunk a** home
I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone
Its time to take my drunk a** home If y'all agree, then sing along
Its time to take, my drunk a** home Oh somebody call me a cab, please