It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Well I worked all week, so I could come here Have a good time and an ice cold beer But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty And twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt My fall back plan, has done got sad 'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Help me up Put me back down, put me back down I s**er punched my best friend And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band I I look like hell, I feel like sh** I think its time I call it quits It's time to take my drunk a** home I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone Hit on all the girls, sang every song It's time to take my drunk a** home Yeah, its time to take my drunk a** home I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone Its time to take my drunk a** home If y'all agree, then sing along Its time to take, my drunk a** home Oh somebody call me a cab, please