I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out! Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry Say I f**ed all night, and all the night before baby And I feel just like I wanna, f** some more Oh great God daddy Grind me honey and shave me dry And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come Oh, daddy shave me dry And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if f**in' was the thing, that would take me to heaven I'd be f**in' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry I would f** you baby, honey I'd make you cry Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper And your dick stands up like a steeple Your goddam a**-hole stands open like a church door And the crabs walks in like people Ow, sh**! Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn And a pig gets fat from s**in' Reason you see this who*e, fat like I am Great God, I got fat from f**in' Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry My back is made of whalebone And my co*k is made of bra** And my f**in' is made for workin' men's two dollars Great God, round to kiss my a** Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry