We agreed to meet in these
Coffee shop seats
Several months after our break-up
After I, quote, "crushed your heart."
And You gotta hair cut, and some skinny jeans
A low cut top which I'd never seen
Laughing at things that aren't funny
And you've got a new catchphrase, "Please honey!"
Your crossed legs let me know, that I'm on trial
And I've only got one chance of survival
[Chorus]
Please just say you're seeing someone
(Seeing someone, seeing someone)
Please just say you've fallen (fallen) hopelessly in love
And you never knew love could feel like this
Till he kissed your lips
And you could even say that he did what I've never done
Please just say you're seeing someone
(Just say you're seeing someone, seeing someone.)
And you say, you didn't get out of bed
For a month after I left, and all those self-help books you read
Only added insult to my innocence
Well, moving on to best-friend drama
Work, school, my mother and my father
Running out of things to talk about
I destroy my straw with my mouth
But, then you thank me 'cause, heart-break's so seldom
And I helped you find yourself through months of hell!
"You're welcome?"
[Chorus]
Well I gotta relieve this tension, tension, tension
Just gotta ask the question, question, question
But before I can, you smirk and then say "So...."
"How's your love life?" No!
[Chorus]
You can even say that he did what I've never done
Please just say you're seeing someone
[Spoken]
Anyone, babe, I don't care anymore, I don't care at all