Sorry not sorry, we only reserve parties of six or more. You can chill at the bar or wait on the porch or the lawn. You'll get a text when your group can be sat or hit up Sid and get your party basil cucumber smashed. See, this a million dollar business that makes it's money in three months. The fish and chips are coming. No such thing as a free lunch. Unless you complain enough. Okay I just ate the cost. Lackluster service? Blame the boss
Caw caw! We all seagulls but Kellie takes the cake to the face. No shame, use her tonguе to scrape the plate. Waitin' on that lobstеr bake to su*k the legs dry. Whole wait station lookin' like a bread line. Table from hell sayin’ their steak isn’t well. It’s basically ash. Whatever, you can save it for Yelp. And once the waiters make their tips then they waitin’ on the shifty list. Seany O sippin’ whiskey. Britney, b*tch
“Behind!” Heard!
“Comin’ out!” Heard!
“Hot stuff comin’ down”
Hot stuff heard!
“Sharp behind!” Heard
“Corner in!” Heard!
“Steppin off the line. Imma need to calm my nerves.”
“Behind!” Heard!
“Comin’ out!” Heard!
“Hot stuff comin’ down”
Hot stuff heard!
“Sharp behind!” Heard
“Corner in!” Heard!
“Steppin off the line to calm my nerves.”
Hide the batter Gansett. Kiwi on a bender. Lindsay with a tray full of lobster like, “Expensive!” Rob's b*tchin’ in the kitchen. There's thirty open menus and can't nobody make decisions. It's like 2:57. Later a salty Gruff teachin’ Blake how to shuck. No paid vacation on a Saturday rush. Yup. Whole staff hopin’ Andoo makin' family meal. What’s that in the mystery stew? Rabbit ears, (R.I.P. Luna)
Boaters and tourists. Yachters and sailors. White woman on warpaths. God awful privilege Titos and soda. Water for the table. They came for the swordfish but stayed for the gimlets. Nine step co*ktails? I’m basically a chemist. Flippin’ merch at work. What a perk. Gotchu Kevin. All in waitin’ for the stragglers to exit. It ain’t over ’til Bama gets a beverage
“Behind!” Heard!
“Comin’ out!” Heard!
“Hot stuff comin’ down”
Hot stuff heard!
“Sharp behind!” Heard
“Corner in!” Heard!
“Steppin off the line. Imma need to calm my nerves.”
“Behind!” Heard!
“Comin’ out!” Heard!
“Hot stuff comin’ down”
Hot stuff heard!
“Sharp behind!” Heard
“Corner in!” Heard!
“Steppin off the line to calm my nerves.”